Theory of relativity........

One may wonder how many versions of theory of relativity exists.......

One of em is a hot-shot theory patented by Einstein, but just like any other best seller have cheap copies and versions, relativity has its own share of renditions.......

one of them takes a funny stance and goes like-If u run around a tree with a speed greater than light u can leave urself behind U.......

and one more similar version which is a bit inappropriate to be stated here. Another completely different version which I think is perpetual in existence & has been troubling all of us since adam & eve......

This is not as difficult to phrase, as other versions...and best part u dnt have to mug it for any exam and still if u are aware of the true nature of this theory there is no greater achievement. Before I reveal wat dis theory is let's c wat it's not...

This is not at all a simple version of definitions written in ur CBSE text books....

This is not a cheap 3rd class non veg joke and

I will take pride in shattering ur hopes-this is not a gossip theory

My theory of relativity states that there is no universal truth

We all know Adam & Eve made a mistake and ate the apple forbidden by the heaven.....they said it was wrong....was it really?, well if it was wrong we wudn't exist so it's right and infact good for us, this is what my theory says someone's misery is another's merriment, if u r rich it's coz somebody is poor, if u gained it's coz somebody lost, and if u are alive it's coz someone's dead.......

Nobody knows a heads is good or a tails, good or bad changes depending on which side u are. If Hitler won the war he wud write history and ascertain that he was on good side.....

In a choice We analyse both the sides and always end up selecting which is lesser wrong or more right. Killing is a crime wen done within borders and rewarding wen done at borders, where is the universal truth which is always believed to be guiding the blurred path. In this labyrinth of facts n fiction i always end up finding that the true nature of truth is dynamic....what we believe, is truth 4 us unless its proved wrong. Usually we dnt go deep down looking 4 all the truths, establishing ourselves in a self projected zone of reality......

This theory is similar in one aspect to Einstein's relativity-Formula to obtain results, changes wen u change the frame of reference. Quantum of felicity is a function of how much u alredy have, best is best only till better comes. We all reach out to conclusions only by comparing variables, like a skewed experiment we allow manipulations to derive the desired results.....

Life revolves around comparison and measurement, a man, who says he dsnt involve in comparisons may sound philosophical but who says philosophers are not liars and think it over coz a lie may not be always a lie.

Everyday i live in an anticipation that some day the universal truth will be bestowed upon me till then I wud love to enjoy in the glory of relativity..............

cheersss

Quotism......is it realy happening

The best thing people do with a quote is to quote it to people......

An authentic quotation is just like pee, its better to pass it on time or it makes u restless. Well that sounds like a quote again....

I swear this is highly contagious, but our today's agenda is to prove that quotes are good to impress others but far off from being worthy to impress on ur minds.....

lets start with this one-“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.”

Now lets look at the empirical observation of this quote which is an advice in itself so if we believe the quoter he is actualy advising hence it suggests that the quoter believes that people are all fools who need advice and if they are then stupid they anyways wouldn't follow the advise. So he should advise himself not to advise and if he needs advise......you are wise people. The empirical observation concludes that the quote is just like Heller's catch 22, it offers u no real choice so its best to quote it to others....

now lets sail thru this one-“The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.”

Now if Oscar wilde advices people to pass on every advise then according to him this advise should also be passed on without using and if u pass it on u are also following the advise in a way and if u are using the advise u are not actually following his advise.........

After observing these two quotes I would like to advise the guy who quoted "all scientists are insane" to see the quoters, that might change his notion.......

Before any quoter quotes anything about this catch in the quotes lemme take u through this one-"Always trust till the end, either you'll have a good relation , or a Good lesson"

This one's very sweetly coated and mellifluously told but dnt get into the sweet looks, look inside it tells u to wait till the end and what u get is either successful relationship or if not dat then a cruel failure which apparently is artfully disguised as a good lesson.....

Its just like saying wait till the end u ll either get the heads in a toss or u ll know that how not to get heads..... but the catch is nobody is certain whether u get heads or tails.........

Some people believe quotes are all enough to live on a life but are they?

ok they are?

they don't know?

do they? :)

The reality is relative to the fact that how much manipulation you allow to be made in the quotes u think are enough to live....... Quotes or proverbs or adages or words of wisdom give u a very idealistic situation in this not-so-perfect world. But who lives an ideal life, at this point of this observation i wud say quotism is synonymous to idealism, individualism and if u look thru the prism of these "isms" u find the reality is not reflected but refracted......... in short reality is manipulated. These "isms" just dnt exist. And if they do, then not in this fallible planet of ours.

If you think u are also infected by this non existent quotism please think again chances are u might not be.....

coz it anyways dnt exist. So whats the point in quoting these words of men of wisdom....

Answer is there is no point and nobody gives two hoots if there is any point. The point is are you really capable of finding your own quote and not falling for another catch 22 quote.........

I have found mine-"Your coat is the best coat that fits you........"

lolzzz

cheersss

Week after graduation weekend.....

What an unusual week it was.....

took off with a long awaited graduation day, the fancy robes & caps apparently scholar.....

finally the 20 yrs of continuous education, ofcourse formal, came to a halt with a recessionary jolt...

but it was fnatbulous week in a sense, with all the friends reunited, although 4 a while but refreshed all old memories, sorta retroactive.....

then came the monday, the most dreading day when u remember all ur good moments for the last time, and with the excitement of a bug unvoluntarily sewing itself in the spiderweb.... but monday morning blues made my blood boil to revolt against this inhumane practice and guess wat....

I took an off....lolz

but my blood couldn't boil for 24hrs at a stretch and i was sewn back on tuesday.....with the extra workload coz of showing unnecessary self styled patriotism a day ago....

the day started with new trainers in the office and ended in the anticipation of some miracle dat will make the day end soon.....

wednesday & thursday were more or less same-hectic, tiring & exhausting but yesss it was fun...

the week also brought the news of an airplane missing above atlantic which was later confirmed as crash.... it was a bad news....

wenever i hear about plane crashes now the 1st thought is always of superman who always saves crashing aeroplanes..... but it dsnt exist.....

den came friday the most awaited day specially if u work in a U.S. process.....but the flames of this excitement of coming out alive 4m spiderweb was all doused by an unfortunate announcement.....our batch is getting reshuffled with another batch @ tcs which is another unwelcoming move by the admin.

after a month & half were all like a family out dere.....

now it still remains to c whether my apprehensions about this new batch comes true or fades away with time........

although i have many reservations about the way my career is shaping up but i would be more than happier to confess TCS isFUN.......

cheerssssssss.................